Who the hell asked you?
...Oh, wait, you did
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 15:24, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

my wife
came home one day and was horrified to see me chomping down on the last splinters of polished wood that was once her prized clarinet.

I merely looked up and said i fancied a Buffet.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 15:30, Reply)

I don't get it

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 15:36, Reply)

glad I'm not the only one
let's hold each other
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 15:39, Reply)

Close?
Whisper to me, whisper in my ear, tell me that you love me
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 15:40, Reply)

here ye go
www.buffet-crampon.com/
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 15:39, Reply)

Oh, you hilarious git

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 15:40, Reply)