Chubby Checker's voice makes me want to kill people
Which portly 60s dance-craze one trick pony wanker makes YOU angry?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:52, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I get angy all the time
Oooooh, I'm so angy right now

Damn you for editing
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:53, Reply)

That's your angry face?
I thought you'd just shit yourself.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:26, Reply)

No, that's my usual face

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:26, Reply)

Don't tell me.
You want to punch him the face?
( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Actually no
I'd throttle him with his horrible rat-tail hair
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:02, Reply)

THEN punch him in the face, throttled fuckpigs don't move about as much
However, if we were ALL to calm down a bit, we could try some group therapy...

Start a little movement in your sacrolliac
Wiggle like a stick wobble like a duck
That's what you do when you do the Hucklebuck


Feeling better?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:11, Reply)

Ooooo! You're evil.

( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:12, Reply)

Strangely not
Still, Hucklebuck aside, it's Checker's slightly-too-high strangled frog-in-throat delivery that really rankles
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Not having dogs around so I can't kick them until they sick rainbows

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:07, Reply)

I kicked a kitten til it shat algebra

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Well, that's just cruel...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:20, Reply)

They fucking deserve it

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:20, Reply)

Were you wearing slippers at the time?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:34, Reply)

I was wearing brogues
and a massive grin
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:39, Reply)