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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
But if you stand down inbetween the seaty bit you can limit the sweaty people
that stand near you, that way you only usually get two tops!!
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:20,
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16 years ago)
Do you ever rub yourself up against people you fancy on the tube?
....I don't
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:23,
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I can't say I have done that
I have had a few terrible experiences on the tube with dodgy men being too close and rubbing themselves against me *fears*
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:26,
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Was one of them a bloke in torn jeans
with big ears?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:27,
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Hahaha
Not to my recollection, was that bloke you perchance? Or someone who rubbed themselves up against you?
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:29,
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It was me
I'll go around the central line repeatedly until I get the opportunity to rub my third leg against your back
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:30,
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My back?
How tall are you?!
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:30,
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Right
Home time!! Bye bye you crazy man!
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:32,
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