You've all gone home =C
I'm here all by myself, while you're all sitting inappropriately close to sweaty strangers on the tube.

I'm so jealous I could fart
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:03, 65 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I fucking haven't

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:04, Reply)

I couldn't care less about you

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:05, Reply)

likewise

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:12, Reply)

Love you really

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:13, Reply)

Likewise

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:19, Reply)

Lickwise

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:25, Reply)

I'm here

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:06, Reply)

Or you
You're not in the cool gang
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:06, Reply)

What is a coll gang?
Is it rude?

edit/Ninja -editor!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:07, Reply)

Quiet, people will start to think I'm a spastic

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:09, Reply)

Why can't I be in your gang?
I'm cool!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:11, Reply)

You're me, and I'm definitely not cool
Sorry
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:11, Reply)

Alright, I guess you can be
but there's an initiation process.

You have to shag a goat
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:12, Reply)

Done that
Do you want me to do it again?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:13, Reply)

yes
while I watch
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:15, Reply)

wat fel
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:19, Reply)

I'll felch you in a minute

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:21, Reply)

*quivers*

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:22, Reply)

Are you an Archer?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:24, Reply)

I'm FAR too young to remember them
*hums the tune badly*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:28, Reply)

Aren't they still on the radio?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:29, Reply)

yes

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:33, Reply)

I'd definately be up for that!

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:21, Reply)

Start? ;o)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:11, Reply)

I knew you'd say that
I set 'em up, you knock 'em out of the park
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:12, Reply)

Just kidding Bert,
you iz well coll innit :)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:14, Reply)

*chortle*
Cheeky beggar
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:15, Reply)

Reporting for duty.
still here :(
( djtrialprice, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:08, Reply)

Are you in the cool gang?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:10, Reply)

I'm here!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:10, Reply)

You're a pretend internet woman
so you're automatically in the cool gang...


...and my 'To do' list
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:11, Reply)

Dear Bert,
I am bound to another.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:14, Reply)

That's the best kind

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:15, Reply)

I'm here
For another 20 mins, then I get to hang around weirdos on the Central Line! Woo!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:13, Reply)

I finish at 5.30 too
so I was right about the proximity to sweaty strangers on the tube bit?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:15, Reply)

Hazah!
I don't stand next to the sweaty people if I can help it! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:16, Reply)

On the tube you usually can't
they're bloody EVERYWHERE.

I'm 50% psychic
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:17, Reply)

But if you stand down inbetween the seaty bit you can limit the sweaty people
that stand near you, that way you only usually get two tops!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:20, Reply)

Do you ever rub yourself up against people you fancy on the tube?
....I don't
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:23, Reply)

I can't say I have done that
I have had a few terrible experiences on the tube with dodgy men being too close and rubbing themselves against me *fears*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:26, Reply)

Was one of them a bloke in torn jeans
with big ears?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:27, Reply)

Hahaha
Not to my recollection, was that bloke you perchance? Or someone who rubbed themselves up against you?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:29, Reply)

It was me
I'll go around the central line repeatedly until I get the opportunity to rub my third leg against your back
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:30, Reply)

My back?
How tall are you?!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:30, Reply)

Right
Home time!! Bye bye you crazy man!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:32, Reply)

Hey you!
That Tube is so confusing.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:15, Reply)

How so?
Its all colour-coded and such like, its not too scary once you use it a few times!! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:16, Reply)

I think she's confused by the trains
How did they get there? Where do they come from? What do they eat and where do they live?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:18, Reply)

I'm not that stupid
They're part of the dinosaur family.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:21, Reply)

The answers to all of those questions...
tube mice!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:22, Reply)

Are they like smarties tubes
but with legs and long tails?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:23, Reply)

Yes

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:23, Reply)

Awesome!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:24, Reply)

I think it's the direction I worry about.
And it's so fast. I feel like the Country Mouse when I'm there.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:19, Reply)

You say that
I was too for about a week, I was polite and apologised and was too scared to get on any train which was even half full... but after a week something changes and you turn into a bastard who doesn't give a shit, then you start pushing and shoving with everyone else!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:21, Reply)

I just take step-by-step instructions
So maybe a bit of figuring it out for myself is in order!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:24, Reply)

You just need a tube map
and a stabby umbrella, the rest takes care of itself! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:27, Reply)

You don't need to take one with you
they're on the walls of every station. I don't know my way around london, but if you ask me to go somewhere I'll be able to find it easily on the tube
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:28, Reply)

A good point
But they usually have 1,000 confused people surrounding them so its better to have a portable tiny version rather than queue with the tourists!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:30, Reply)

Ahhh.... I felt like that too when I was about 15
but it's quite simple when you get used to it.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:22, Reply)

I read that as singing inappropriately close to strangers, and if we ignore the 'on the tube' part, you'd be correct
also, I'm not home

but I'm still singing inappropriately close to strangers
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:18, Reply)

Are you Cheryl Cole?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:22, Reply)

yes

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:36, Reply)

I am not sitting close to sweaty strangers.
Not yet, anyway.

So now I shall whore my EXCELLENT SKILLZ. It's a pun.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 18:32, Reply)

Oh that's just awful
truly, truly awful
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:20, Reply)