I just take step-by-step instructions
So maybe a bit of figuring it out for myself is in order!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:24, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You just need a tube map
and a stabby umbrella, the rest takes care of itself! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:27, Reply)

You don't need to take one with you
they're on the walls of every station. I don't know my way around london, but if you ask me to go somewhere I'll be able to find it easily on the tube
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:28, Reply)

A good point
But they usually have 1,000 confused people surrounding them so its better to have a portable tiny version rather than queue with the tourists!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:30, Reply)