The terrible event
that forced her to lower her standards enough to marry DiT
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:31, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*slowly shakes head*
a catastrophe indeed...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:32, Reply)

'Harrowing'
**** - Empire magazine
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:33, Reply)

"a tour de force" - Anglers Weekly

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:35, Reply)

'I'd give it four fists'
-Paul Ross, Incest Monthly
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:36, Reply)

nice addition

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Cheers

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:44, Reply)

Don't be mean
If anything he had to lower his standards.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:43, Reply)

That's absurd
You're an 8, he's a 4, you're slumming it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:44, Reply)

No no no no no
Internet lies!

He's a 9, I'm a 5 at best, you've not met me remember, I'm a pain in the arse!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:46, Reply)

This could be true
I hope he doesn't chuck you in a medical waste container when he gets sick of you
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:49, Reply)

Nope I'll go in the Reject Bin
with the rest of the Raggy Dolls.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:50, Reply)

She only married me for my money.
Sooner or later she'll realise this was a tragic mistake.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:49, Reply)

Hehehe
WHAT!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:54, Reply)

without wanting to appear to be pandering in the extreme...
how high were his standards?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:44, Reply)

Again
You have to meet me to understand, I have a very annoying laugh!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:46, Reply)

it can't be that annoying
when I had just met Mrs V many years ago I identified her across the other side of a cinema by her loud and distinctive laugh.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:49, Reply)

Oh you have no idea
I actually have to warn people about it in job interviews, its very distracting.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:51, Reply)

I demand that you record it so I can hear it and mock you
or get DiT to record it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:37, Reply)

If anything lowered her standards, it was months and months of pleading until she finally gave in.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Don't be daft
You know you're grrrrrrrrreat!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:47, Reply)

tried and tested
*firm handshakes*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:48, Reply)

You're only with me for my cheese straws and
that fact that I don't type 'lol' after every sentence.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:49, Reply)

LOL!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:50, Reply)

Yaargh

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:50, Reply)

Mindpiss!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:52, Reply)

lol

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:50, Reply)

mmmm cheese straws
one of the best things I've ever eaten were some cheese straws I made that got cooked on a tray underneath a steak and ale pie (that I also made) which was bubbling juices over the side.

the cheese straws got baked into steak and ale goo.....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:51, Reply)

Oh I am soooooo doing this
DiT - PIEEEEE!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:52, Reply)

it was probably the tastiest thing I've ever eaten
if your pie doesn't bubble over, just pour a bit of the filling onto the baking sheet with the straws
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:25, Reply)