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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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He'd have a hard time actingwith your head stuck all the way up his arse
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:51,
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That's the only way he'll get the voice right.Besides, I would have said 'Bert', but then I'm not that hairy, nor am I that much of a deviant.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:53,
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You'll just have to Uhu beard trimmings to your bodyand work at the deviance. I recommend giving Flim Flam an 'underwater volcano' tonight
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:54,
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Stick your cock up her arseand then piss so it all sprays back out at you.
I just made that one up, I'm proud
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:59,
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would be hard to piss in the situationI reckon you'd just up shitting yourself
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:29,
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:32,
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that doesn't make any senseLIKE YOUR FACE
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:35,
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