You could always
tell an amusing story, crack a shit joke or an anecdote involving painful genitals...?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:05, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Well yes,
But I don't think that'd fix it unfortunately
(Meya, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:09, Reply)

While we are generally helpful bunch
and despite all recent evidence to the contrary, this isn't a tech support forum.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:10, Reply)

I know
And I appreciate the advice offered.
(Meya, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:11, Reply)

Hmm, actually, my consultation rate is £750 a day
and I'm proper qualified. So advice could be given if people are willing to pay.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:12, Reply)

Your Illustrator support post earlier
was a touch of genius.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:15, Reply)

My side-splitting hilarity is wasted on my students, unfortunately.
When I told them that 88.3% of Internet statistics were completely fabricated, they all carefully wrote the number down in case it came up in the exam.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:17, Reply)

students are idiots
how do you cope?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 20:16, Reply)

I come on here and act disdainful and mean.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 21:19, Reply)

That's an act?
You really nailed it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 21:31, Reply)