No, it's your husband
he keeps hiding under his bed and poking the mattress every time he drops of.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:47, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

He's burrowing a hole because he wants to sex your kidneys

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:48, Reply)

Ah so that's where he goes at night
I thought he was on the game!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Sometime he is
sometimes he's hiding under the mattress, and sometimes he's round at mine having more fun than you could ever give him.

We like to play battleships.


And yahtzee.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:55, Reply)

But but but
He told me he didn't like yahtzee! :(

*sobs*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:56, Reply)

He doesn't
but he'll do anything for al
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:58, Reply)

'But he won't do that'

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:08, Reply)

I bet he would
regardless of what Meatloaf says, he should be bloody grateful of whatever he can get
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:13, Reply)