Because nobody loves you
and you touch yourself at night
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:56, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This is so true.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Wait a minute.
That actually is true.
Shit.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:04, Reply)

Ah.... don't be like that
I love you. I'm like a textual version of the time your Dad raped your bum
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:05, Reply)

You can't be
You're not calling me "Mother".
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:08, Reply)

I'm going to tell on you
you're being WAY inappropriate.

It's out of order Theo, you're going too far
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:14, Reply)

No, that's why the kids call me "Weirdy Beardy".
And the adults call me "Getawayfrommysonyoufuckingcreep".
Can't blame them. I had jizz in my hair and a black eye from where I was pushed fell down the stairs.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Posts like these give me a deep and meaningful insight
into why Baldmonkey's having a breakdown on /talk
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:07, Reply)