No
I married Rik Mayall
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:24, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

hit him with a frying pan

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Cricket bat - groin

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:29, Reply)

I suppose that makes me
Eddie Hitler... mannnn! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:29, Reply)

Edward ELIZABETH Hitler

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Do you want to know a secret...
Chompy doesn't like Bottom
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:35, Reply)

WHAT?!
How is that even possible?

The disgraceful, uncultured swine. He ought to be punished for this.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:41, Reply)

He doesn't like Shaun of the Dead either!
The HORROR!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Meh

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Shaun of the dead was quite funny
Bottom was not.

The Young Ones has aged terribly as well I think - and I used to love it when it was first on. It's actually embarrassingly bad student wanker shit.

THE END
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:44, Reply)

NO WAI
I totally wish I were you
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:29, Reply)

Yeah you do
You'd have jubblies and EVERYTHING.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:30, Reply)

I'd use my mimsy to store loose change
but I meant so I could be married to Rik Mayall
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:33, Reply)