I hate people even being around when I'm peeing
no idea why, but I suffer from stagefright.

woe betide anyone who should try to talk to me at the urinal....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:03, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You've got a shy cock?
I got that yesterday, but I think it's because the guy beside me was black, so I was worried about being upstaged. Today somebody with a tiny cock pee'd beside me, so I leaned backwards and wiggled ostentatiously
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:06, Reply)

seems that way
it's of average size, so it's not because I'm ashamed of it or anything. just one of the those things. makes going for a slash in a crowded pub a pain until I get pissed enough for it not to happen.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:08, Reply)

You need classes in cockpride
I want you to be able to stomp into the bogs with your cock already out, waggling it at strangers, piss in concentric circles, and then dry it off by giving it a 'donk' on the attendant's head
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:11, Reply)

I'll give it a go

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:13, Reply)

Start out small
get it out at your next book club meeting, it'll be a conversation starter
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:14, Reply)