Yes
Because the eyes are cut out and I'm really watching from behind the wall.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:10, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Quizmistress? Cuts out eyeholes from pictures?
Watches people pee? What the hell kind of sick Scooby Doo baddie are you?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:12, Reply)

You saw me go into your lounge
but I came out of the shed.
How?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:16, Reply)

You used a solid-projector
to create a hologram of yourself in the lounge, the one of you coming out of the shed was Seamus the angry groundsman wearing a mask to look like you.

You were actually in your control room, designing a robotic mummy to scare tourists away from your funfair as part of an insurance scam.

AICMFP
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:19, Reply)

*hands over fiver*
Although the groundsman was also wearing a wig. You can buy my hair for exactly £5 in Smiffy's. Not that I'm telling you what to do with your fiver...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:23, Reply)

I'm going to be a
ROOTA
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:23, Reply)

Apparently there were loads of Root-a-likes on X Factor last week
Is it too soon to halloweenify my name yet?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:28, Reply)

Hallowe'en is my birthday
change your name to Happy Birthday Bert

and what's a root-a-like?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:30, Reply)

I like my Halloween name better
They all had my wigs on.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:34, Reply)

Your name is scary now
I'm going to hide behind my couch
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:43, Reply)

I'm starting a service - Halloweenifying usernames.
You can be Mankeysox.
They're well scary.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Or Wankeysox?
Terrifying
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:47, Reply)

Too dissimilar.
You have to be identifiable.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:48, Reply)

I don't wanna be identifiable!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:49, Reply)

Ok.
Be Wankeysox. See if I care.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:50, Reply)

I'm not changing my name again
people steal my name and it makes me sulk forever and ever and ever and ever
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:51, Reply)