When I moved into my flat
There was actually a build up of piss-cement in the toilet. I had to put on a gauntlet and scrape it off. Dirty bastard former tenants. there was also a leatherifed mouse stuck to the radiator pipe.
my flat is actually in a really nice building, there was no need for it to get that way.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:26, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Most irrelevant response of the week

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:29, Reply)

You triggered one of my anecdotes
Can I have a Most Irrelevant Post badge?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:33, Reply)

Only if you make it yourself

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:34, Reply)

I haven't the time
I'm trying not to respond to everything I see with an anecdote.
Like Coach from Cheers.
That reminds me of the time I was watching Cheers...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Pffft
I'm feeling grumpy, but that was amusing
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:38, Reply)

I once made some Latvians laugh.
Oops...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:40, Reply)

Here you go
www.b3tards.com/u/e908521f1c6e8c370697/281009r.jpg

You earned it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:41, Reply)

*sniff* Thanks, man
Really means a lot.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:42, Reply)

Put it in your profile you ungrateful skag!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:46, Reply)

*whispers*
I'm trying to find out how.
I also have a Big-Breasted B3tans one from months ago that I forgot to put up cos I didn't know how.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:47, Reply)

Register on B3tards or Photobucket or somewhere like that
upload the picture, copy the link and paste it in your profile.

couldn't be easier
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:53, Reply)

You liar
The picture doesn't come up, and I can't do all that
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 17:06, Reply)

Give me your password
I'll do it for you, and I won't even be naughty, I promise
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 17:10, Reply)

THE LIES OH SWEET LORD
THE LIES!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 17:14, Reply)

Haha
I really wouldn't be naughty. I'm a good boy, I'd have uploaded the picture and sent a flirtatious gaz to DiT, but thats it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 17:15, Reply)

Haha
You wrong un'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 17:18, Reply)

THANKS! I love you both.
They are done.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 17:17, Reply)

YAY!
You're so cool! B)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 17:18, Reply)

Use Photobucket
That's what I did to put up my parma violet badge of joy and a few doodles on my profile thingymajig! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 17:06, Reply)

You always turn up at the right time
What EXACTLY do I paste into my profile and where do I insert the image location?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 17:07, Reply)

When you upload a picture to Photobucket
it gives three or four different links underneath the picture, I can't remember which one you copy, so experiment until you get the right one
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 17:10, Reply)

What he said!
You need the one called HTML Code, you literally click on the code and it automatically copies it for you!!

I've gazzed you too but thinking about it you'll probably get the image rather than the code.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 17:13, Reply)

Copy this into your profile!
It's a roundabout way of doing it, but it'll work!


( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 17:14, Reply)

Well done
That's what I was trying to do via gaz but struggling!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 17:15, Reply)

There's some code you can put in
to cancel the HTML in a message, but I haven't a clue what it is
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 17:17, Reply)

Haha
I was trying to remember what it was as well... gave up!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 17:19, Reply)