you know what's shit?
pith.

I'm kind of fussy over texture of food and stuff. a lot of fruits are only just bearable to me, despite the taste being awesome.

I've recently started eating satsumas and stuff after discovering that I like them enough to make it worthwhile, but it takes me ages because I have to carefully remove as much pith as possible from each segment.

what things can you not stand that other people seem to not mind, or not consider?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 15:52, 46 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Celery
It's the food of the devil. Takes like shit and has lots of pointy edges to snag in your throat. Oh and there's the horrible stringiness of it too. It's just evil.
(lardyboy Next stop, Fissplap Central, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:00, Reply)

I love the regular celery-hatred on here.
i really do.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:19, Reply)

I can't stand peeing in front of Angelina Jolie

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:01, Reply)

Me neither.
I find she's far too judgemental.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:36, Reply)

I'd like to take this opportunity
to reiterate my hatred of cucumber. it is vile and a massive ruiner of anything it touches.

I pity those of you who say it tastes of nothing because you must have retarded and stunted tastebuds. it tastes strongly of disgustingness.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:20, Reply)

this indeed
my gran used to make sandwiches for us with cucumber inside - despite the fact NO ONE like it - my brother, sister, and half my cousins would all simultaneously open the sandwich and toss the cucumber on the table.

you could still fucking taste it though - bastard cucumber
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:43, Reply)

I bought an orange from the cafe at work
And sweet baby Jesus, I nearly ripped off my thumbnail getting the peel off.
When I finally got into the bastard, what did I find? Cement-like pith.
I threw it in the bin.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:21, Reply)

If you tell me an anecdote about your flat
I'll have sex with you.

EDITED for K2k6
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:23, Reply)

When I moved into my flat
There was actually a build up of piss-cement in the toilet. I had to put on a gauntlet and scrape it off. Dirty bastard former tenants. there was also a leatherifed mouse stuck to the radiator pipe.
my flat is actually in a really nice building, there was no need for it to get that way.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:26, Reply)

Most irrelevant response of the week

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:29, Reply)

You triggered one of my anecdotes
Can I have a Most Irrelevant Post badge?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:33, Reply)

Only if you make it yourself

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:34, Reply)

I haven't the time
I'm trying not to respond to everything I see with an anecdote.
Like Coach from Cheers.
That reminds me of the time I was watching Cheers...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Pffft
I'm feeling grumpy, but that was amusing
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:38, Reply)

I once made some Latvians laugh.
Oops...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:40, Reply)

Here you go
www.b3tards.com/u/e908521f1c6e8c370697/281009r.jpg

You earned it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:41, Reply)

*sniff* Thanks, man
Really means a lot.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:42, Reply)

Put it in your profile you ungrateful skag!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:46, Reply)

*whispers*
I'm trying to find out how.
I also have a Big-Breasted B3tans one from months ago that I forgot to put up cos I didn't know how.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:47, Reply)

Register on B3tards or Photobucket or somewhere like that
upload the picture, copy the link and paste it in your profile.

couldn't be easier
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:53, Reply)

You liar
The picture doesn't come up, and I can't do all that
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 17:06, Reply)

Give me your password
I'll do it for you, and I won't even be naughty, I promise
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 17:10, Reply)

THE LIES OH SWEET LORD
THE LIES!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 17:14, Reply)

Haha
I really wouldn't be naughty. I'm a good boy, I'd have uploaded the picture and sent a flirtatious gaz to DiT, but thats it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 17:15, Reply)

Haha
You wrong un'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 17:18, Reply)

THANKS! I love you both.
They are done.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 17:17, Reply)

YAY!
You're so cool! B)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 17:18, Reply)

Use Photobucket
That's what I did to put up my parma violet badge of joy and a few doodles on my profile thingymajig! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 17:06, Reply)

You always turn up at the right time
What EXACTLY do I paste into my profile and where do I insert the image location?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 17:07, Reply)

When you upload a picture to Photobucket
it gives three or four different links underneath the picture, I can't remember which one you copy, so experiment until you get the right one
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 17:10, Reply)

What he said!
You need the one called HTML Code, you literally click on the code and it automatically copies it for you!!

I've gazzed you too but thinking about it you'll probably get the image rather than the code.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 17:13, Reply)

Copy this into your profile!
It's a roundabout way of doing it, but it'll work!


( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 17:14, Reply)

Well done
That's what I was trying to do via gaz but struggling!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 17:15, Reply)

There's some code you can put in
to cancel the HTML in a message, but I haven't a clue what it is
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 17:17, Reply)

Haha
I was trying to remember what it was as well... gave up!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 17:19, Reply)

Damn this work lark
I missed out on doing the 'taking the pith' joke.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Want me to edit it
so you can have your moment?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:54, Reply)