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I feel fucking horrendous today.
If I don't work I don't get paid. No sick pay. This job is shit.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:19,
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Come and work for me.
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girlinthehole, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:21,
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Don't start that again
I was going to be your sex slave until your vigorous thrusting broke my jaw
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:22,
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That wasn't a job offer.
That would have been a labour of love.
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girlinthehole, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:23,
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That would effectively make me a giggolo.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:26,
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And your problem with that is?
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girlinthehole, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:27,
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Oh, no problem.
I was only asking Facebook the other day if any rich ladies in the area needed someone to 'help around the house'.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:30,
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Unfortunatley I'm not rich.
I was figuring on paying in kind.
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girlinthehole, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:36,
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It sounds a bit like giggle
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:30,
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It pays extra if he can make me laugh.
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girlinthehole, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:33,
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During?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:33,
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*drops trousers*
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:35,
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Amen sista
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:30,
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What are you doing?
Full time Mum?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:21,
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As it happens
I do that when I'm not at work.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:25,
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Then how come you're not getting paid?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:30,
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Edited.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:33,
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I see
but I wish I hadn't wasted all that time asking, you owe me five minutes
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:39,
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