I'm avoiding work
I'm sitting in a sleeping bag and sniffing damp wood.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:40, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Fetishes is finished now hon.
It's crappy towns.
( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:41, Reply)

Typical
just as I get into it.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:42, Reply)

You bumpkins and your crazy ways

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:41, Reply)

Ooo-arrgh!

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:43, Reply)

Get orf a my lahhhnd

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Get orf my sheeeeeep!
And into my rather natty 4x4 why don't you?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Rather!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Come here and sniff the damp wood
and then tell me how you'd love to be a little furry slug in a nice damp sleeping bag, go on, do it.

I can't see how anyone could fail to be turned on by that.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Those are the most disgusting euphemisms I've ever heard

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:58, Reply)