am going to have chilli
leftover from a previous one. might put extra chilli in it though, to give it some healing fire.

don't think space cakes or space curry would make me feel better.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:28, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

In answer to your original question
have a wank, or if she's well trained, get the Mrs to do it for you.

With her face.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:48, Reply)

she's going out for a curry with work colleagues
bitch
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:05, Reply)

This kind of selfishness should not be tolerated
turn up at the restaurant they're dining at, half wearing your pyjamas and holding a piss-soaked teddy bear, go right up to her face and say 'I done it again Mrs Vipros, and teddy's all wet, and I'm ill and you left me all by myself at home with nobody to look after me. YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE, DO YOU?'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:34, Reply)