Don't lie to me
you used the past tense when referring to her before, so she must be dead.

Bloody left-wing liberal zombies, they're ruining this country from the inside
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:06, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I used the past tense because I was talking about the past
She's alive, I swear it!! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:14, Reply)

POIDH

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:20, Reply)

I'm at work
I don't have a collection of images of my sister holding todays paper just in case someone on the interwebs tells me to prove that shes alive!! Bloomin' Nora.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:30, Reply)

I'll have to take pictures of your sister myself, then
what's her address?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:35, Reply)

Yes okay, let me just get a map to show...
*runs*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:47, Reply)