Apparently
conkers keeps them away.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:06, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Clearly you're talking about some sort of voodoo magic
are you a witch?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:10, Reply)

I've been called that

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:18, Reply)

We're going to have to chuck you in the lake to see if you float

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:19, Reply)

I shall swim to the bottom
and then drag you all under when you come back in the summer.

They'll make a film about it and only the virgins will survive.

So most of the members of b3ta will be safe.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:22, Reply)

Woohoo!
I'll be first to go, because I'm a whore
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:27, Reply)

Obviously.
And next to go will be Al and the goats - remember them? Scorned by you all.

Bastards.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:32, Reply)

I'm still in love with the goats
they jsut haven't been mentioned for a while because of that E.Coli outbreak at Horton Farm

I'm the one who infected the animals, and the children
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:41, Reply)

Glad to hear it
poor goats.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:46, Reply)