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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Garden gnomes!That's what I need.
Ta.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:07,
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Get ones that look mischievous(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:12,
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Mine are going to be evil oneswho whisper and play with magnetic gold fish in their wishing wells.
I've got it all planned out.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:18,
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You'll need a whole army of themand start them off on one side of your garden, but slowly move them slightly closer to your neighbour's fence every day
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:21,
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And they'll all have bad paint jobsso they look like burns victims.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:22,
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Bury some of them up to the tip of their hatsand make it look like they're emerging from the ground as zombie gnomes
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:27,
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I think zombies might just be a step too farI don't want anyone thinking I'm unhinged or anything.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:33,
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