Who?
I googled him, but don't know his songs. Did he do that shit song about dead people for WatchDog?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:43, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ah!
That's it...it wasn't the hairy makeup guy at all - it was Mitch Benn!

He was mildly amusing.


HAPPY NOW PSYCHOCHOMP?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:50, Reply)

Mitch Benn
Does the songs for the NOW SHOW
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:06, Reply)

Never heard of it

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:12, Reply)

Radio 4
Friday evening at 6:30pm unless its the News Quiz.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:14, Reply)

I don't listen to the radio

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:15, Reply)

Well you should
But only Radio 4
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:16, Reply)

no thanks

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:18, Reply)

Your Loss
When you are as old as me, its gives comfort, and something to shout at.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:21, Reply)

I'm ok though, cheers

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:21, Reply)

Oh I saw that
that was shit!! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:09, Reply)

Almost as shit as that bloke's face

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:12, Reply)

Indeedy

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:19, Reply)

and Giles Coren
I hate Giles Coren.

The whole Coren family ought to be drowned in buckets
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:21, Reply)

I like Giles Coren
I'd cook for him and then slather it all over his bitter little body and let the chihuahua out to lick it off.

I think his acerbic wit is rather sexy.

Would.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:23, Reply)

Of course you would, you've got terrible taste
and that's why we haven't hooked up yet
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:27, Reply)

Yet?
Hahahaha!

When you have the Thighs of Steel and are 6' tall you'll be much more my type.

Right now I'd just keep you in a cage as my little monkey toy. You'd like that, wouldn't you?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:48, Reply)