Fiona Bruce.
She would have to read the news to me every day.

Also:

Stephen Fry for interesting and witty anecdotes. Then, when he'd finished each one, I would have chompy leap out of a cupboard and shout GOOD ANECDOTE, at which point Bruce, Fry and Myself would fall about laughing. Chompy would look all confused, and we'd all say in unison "Oh, Chompy", and open a door where the BBC Philharmonic (there for cultured music events) would play the "Wah-Wah-Waaah" noise from 70s comedy.

And Esther Rantzen, so I could hit her while yelling "THAT'S LIFE, BITCH! AND NOW, AND INTERESTING MISPRINT THAT SAYS 'PENIS'! WALLS!"
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:21, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hahaha
This^ but with Kirsty Young
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:24, Reply)

I like this.
And I am saddened that a click would be useless.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:25, Reply)

Tell him to post it as a new thread
if we both click it, it might appear on the /all page

EDIT but I wonder how Flim Flam feels about DiT's longings for Fiona Bruce?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:27, Reply)

She knows, my friend.
Just as I know about her and that meathead Statham.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:29, Reply)

Crunk made me laugh the other night
It's like GTA the movie, if it was done by drunk children
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:30, Reply)

I must admit
I do like the 'Crank' film (haven't seen the second). It's mindless rubbish, but still enjoyable. See also The Transporter, The Transporter 2.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:34, Reply)

Aythangew! :)

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:30, Reply)