Urgh
Some bloke who I went out with for just a few weeks phoned me last week from a different number to tell me he could see my living room lights were on and to ask was I on my own apart from the cat. I shit myself and thought of such situations. He had previously been coming into my pub and being an arse. I think I've finally got rid of him now, but I do sometimes worry.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:19, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Sorry
I can't help it, we were meant to be together
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Haha, I know it's not you
He text similar sentiments but his 'txts' have far more numbers and symbols. Like Prince songs.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:23, Reply)

I <3 u
y cn't u c we r mnt 4 each uva?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:30, Reply)

cunt doesn't have an apostrophe

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:32, Reply)

cnt

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Bert's does
it's the weirdest looking cunt I've ever seen
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Surely that's the clit?
cu'nt
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:40, Reply)

You just made me choke on my toast!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:48, Reply)