Repost from CP's days in the Eastern bloc
Most scared I've ever been?
Being driven down the loooong road between Donetsk and Melitopol in the Ukraine. Windscreen and two side windows disappear in a cloud of glass and the driver speeds up!
Only crapped myself when we traced the bullet paths and one had gone past my neck and into the C pillar.
Great lunch in the factory I was visiting though.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:08, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

No shots fired at me
but I had an automatic weapon pointed at me by a policeman when I was in a taxi in Kuala Lumpur, which made my sphincter flex. Horrible bloody things, guns.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:14, Reply)

I was once standing at a bus stop when
a car came screeching around the corner with a guy holding a sawn-off shotgun was leaning out the window closely followed by a speeding police car - I stood shocked - this is sleepy Kent!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:15, Reply)

or, to quote Brian Johnson
'me arse was goin' like a rabbit's nose'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:16, Reply)

Haha
Spot-on.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:23, Reply)