Infra-Red
And the penguin is ultra-violet.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:36, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Whoa, whoa,
Hold on a cotton-pickin' minute. Everyone knows penguins are a strong X-ray source. Unless you cooled the penguin down to a sufficiently low temperature to shift the peak of its Planck curve into the UV...?

Happy candle day as well, by the way.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:38, Reply)

Thanks
Penguins live in the Antarctic, and are hence cooled. They used to live in warmer climates but their x-ray emissions were the cause of too much mass-voyeurism so they were rounded up and herded to the South Pole.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:47, Reply)

It's terrible when people abuse the power of penguins in such a fashion
But I see a brave, nostalgic few still return to the shores of South Africa every so often.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:53, Reply)

And Australia
They have little fairy penguins.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:32, Reply)