I guess it depends how much of an adventure you want
Bolton, for example, is currently the subject of the most popular story on the "Rubbish Towns" question...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:52, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

So by that reckoning
she should go to the town that appears in the least popular post on QOTW?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:53, Reply)

I like your logic.
You are clearly wise beyond your tender years, young Monkeysex. I shall keep you in mind* for the next time I require sexual favours.

*_{my wardrobe}
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:55, Reply)

Drop your kecks
and we'll have some sex
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:55, Reply)

I always end up dropping them
they just won't stay on the hangars in my wardrobe. And now I see you plan to take full advantage of me bending over to pick the blasted things up...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:56, Reply)

*to the hilt*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:56, Reply)

Music: The Devil's Gallop
*receives*
*picks up trousers*
*drops them again*
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Music: Yakkety Sax

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Crikey, now it's a threesome
*splits cock in two with a stanley knife*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:05, Reply)

*warms up frying pan with some garlic*
Well, I haven't eaten yet, and I imagine Monty will want a bite as well now he's here...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:09, Reply)

And yes,
I realise that it's quite a lengthy process to use a clove of garlic to heat up a frying pan.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:10, Reply)

Rub faster!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Oh yes
I'm a fully paid-up Armin Miewes fanclub member. And that genius Japanese bloke who ate a French student but got let off.


What're we having - COCK AU VIN?

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:15, Reply)

BADUM TISCH!
Actually, I was going to fry it with garlic and serve it with a potato.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Mashed potato?
Bangers and Mash, Bert-style
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:22, Reply)

I'll mash your potato

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:29, Reply)

Ok, thanks

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:31, Reply)