This week
has a depressing preponderance of people going "My Town, nuff said". It makes me long for a good lie. I'm still not reading anything by Spanky Hanky though.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:33, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've not delved into this week yet.
It's not a promising week for Fail.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:35, Reply)

Glad I'm not the only one who finds him tiresome

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:37, Reply)

He's not in the same league of Sex Liars as Frankspencer.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:38, Reply)

Frankspencer was a legend
At least he had some funny elements in his outrageous sex lies
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Wasn't he back
recently for a QOTW... then he went away again!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:42, Reply)

I think so
but he wasn't on form at all, I think he had his moment of glory, and now he's wandering back out into the widerness, a changed, hollow shell of his former self.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:43, Reply)

True dat

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:44, Reply)

and the same could be said of myself (although I was never in the same league as frank)
I don't think I've done anything even remotely amusing all year
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:45, Reply)

Meh
I like to think I'm the happy medium, I'm not amazing and I'm not a lying tithead... I'm somewhere in the middle.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:49, Reply)

Yes, yes you are
Your stories have a wayward hopefulness about them that gives me a warm sense that everything will be ok.

...and then I remember that you married DiT, and I curse the Gods that I live in such a shitpot of an armpit of a world where nothing is ever how it should be
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:51, Reply)

Hahaha
I aim to please.

I'm usually on the front page *uber smugs*

EDIT: People are probably trying to click 'Ignore' but keep accidentally clicking 'I Like This'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:57, Reply)

Nah, you're popular
people like you, and your posts are good. That's why they click.

That and the pretty picture of the lady you deliberately put in your profile

EDIT I just realised you're a RAF child too! Did it mess you up terribly, like it has me?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Why thank you!
Ah yeah, that pictures not even me, I'm a hunchback with one eye from the Isle of Wight really. Mwahahaha the perfect crime!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:07, Reply)

This is true of all internet women
So which RAF bases have you lived at?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:11, Reply)

I think I would have been messed up with or without the RAF childhood
When I was tiny small I was on a base near Harrow in London, then we moved to Henlow and I was on a base until I was 7 then my dad joined the police and we moved off the base to Cambridgeshire. I don't think it screwed me up too much though, I just remember lots of parties at the Sergeants Mess and men with guns checking under our car for bombs when we went off base.

What about you?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:21, Reply)

All over the flippin' place
Born in Scotland, moved to Leeming, then Manston, Aldershot, Bruggen in Germany and then to Headley Court, where all the limbless people are.

Messed me up no end, I was no good at making new friends, so having to move all the time sucked. Now I sound like a big girly-girlygirlpants

EDIT Ta-ra!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:26, Reply)

Haha so everywhere!!
No I know what you mean about making new friends, it was a pain in the arse for me, but its not so bad when you're a lot younger. I think I would have been really annoyed if I was in my teens!

Aldershot - thats a scary place. My sister got posted there and came out of the RAF within a month, it was a bit on the dodgy side!! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:29, Reply)

We lived in a lovely, quiet little suburb out in the middle of nowhere
it was one of the nicest places I've ever lived, but this was 20 years ago.

I'm off now, have a good weekend!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:31, Reply)

There is a difference though
between posting what are obviously made up stories, and trying to pass off a clear lie as something which happened to you in order to make people you don't know and will never meet think you're some sort of super stud.

At least frankspencer only posted one or two tales a week, it makes me wonder what spanky does for a living if he can spend all this time writing poor quality erotica.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:44, Reply)

He's chickenlady's meatpuppet!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:45, Reply)

Really?
It's a possibility I guess.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:48, Reply)

We've uncovered her darkest secret
She's been writing sub-par filth to get it all out of her system, so that all the A grade stuff is left over for when she's writing her sex column in Farmers Weekly
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:49, Reply)

She stopped using her old one
when everyone found out who it was, which, come to think of it, must have been about the time spanky started.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:51, Reply)

But I'm not convinced at all.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:52, Reply)

I didn't know she had one before
You may not be convinced, but I'm more sure now than I've ever been
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Given the amount of detail
on the guys profile, and the fact that the picture has changed and yet is the same person, and the fact that they have been a member longer than chickenlady herself, makes it pretty much definitely not.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:55, Reply)

Oh, al
I wasn't serious
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:56, Reply)

Yeah yeah.
You keep pretending you didn't just your ass handed to you on the internet.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:59, Reply)

You're right
You totally PWNED me there
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:01, Reply)

Ha!
*high fives*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:02, Reply)

I can't stand him
His stories are specifically composed to star him and make him sound like A LEGEND!!11!!! frankspencer's stories were ace. Can't stand the man.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:08, Reply)