I've escaped lightly tonight
Only eight sets of misbegotten sprogs have brayed on my door demanding money for wearing dismal outfits from Matalan.

For their pains they've received 10p and a plastic soldier (found a bag of them in the attic.)

I've not checked my cars yet to see whether my tithe has prevented the little gobshites from breaking the aerials. Fuckers.

What a ridiculous event Halloween has become.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 22:34, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

None at my place either
This may have something to do with the two steel gates and the razorwire* which protect 'Placid Towers' from the attentions of the chaverati.

*All true
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 23:31, Reply)

Isn't that
par for the course in Cov, though - Halloween or otherwise?
(berk, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 23:35, Reply)

I went out for the evening
And only got back a few minutes ago. There may well have been people here, but I wasn't. And don't care.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 23:35, Reply)

Had a wander out for a smoke.
Cars are intact - or at least in the same state as I parked them up.

Perhaps the Bradford sprogs aren't as bad as I'd expected.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 23:46, Reply)

So a nice quiet night then?
After work (9.15pm) we got a carry-out from pizza express. Guess who was working?
Damned right! And I got a massive hug and free garlic bread with cheese. I guess that sometimes being a drunken bum has it's advantages ;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 0:12, Reply)

God I was busy last night.
I had gotten about eight pounds of candy, and was laughed at for going overboard. I think I have maybe a pound left- and I was only giving out two or three bite size things to each kid.

It gets sillier every year.

However, one father saw the beer in my hand and asked if I was giving those out too. As he at least had the wit to ask, I gave him one.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:53, Reply)