Aplogies to any b3tans in traffic on saturday
I was in a crash that closed the westbound M62 for a bit
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:37, 51 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You attention seeking cunt

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Actually I feel a bit embarresed by the whole thing
Especially as my first thoughts were "I must tell the internet"
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:46, Reply)

this
Are we all meant to go "OMG I HOPE YOU'RE OK!!!"

Well fuck that I don't care if you're ok and I hope your car was a write off.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:47, Reply)

I meant deliberately crashing his car
just so he could get a hug from a paramedic.

You mongoloid cretin of an arse
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:47, Reply)

Blimey
You're both in chipper moods this morning
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:48, Reply)

I haven't had a fag for two hours.
I'll go have one and be all sweetness when I come back.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:50, Reply)

Haha
I look forward to this
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:50, Reply)

I'm sure the sweetness will be relative
which means he'll be merely a grumpy sod.

morning.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:54, Reply)

Morning right back atcha!
Hmmm... we shall wait and see
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:59, Reply)

indeed!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:00, Reply)

morning

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:01, Reply)

what happened in the accident then?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Guy swerved across two lanes after his car blew a load of smoke out from under the bonnet
causing sharp breaking and rear end collision
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:15, Reply)

that sucks
not a lot you can do about that sort of thing really.

did you have a nice car?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Sit and spin
As Chomp gave his reason, I'll give mine; I'm wearing girls trousers today

EDIT and Fearne Cotton's on the radio again. FUCK OFF, FEARNE
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:50, Reply)

What's your issue then
Why are you in a bad mood?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:51, Reply)

Damn
Edits.

Hahaha have you only just realised this? Are they pink!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:51, Reply)

I got them for my birthday
I was quite drunk, and then walking to work this morning they felt uncomfortably tight. I look like a fucking emo ponce girl
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:52, Reply)

look like am
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:53, Reply)

Yes
that's right.

Bastard
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Aww
Bless. Do you have any shops near you so you can buy another less emo ponce pair at lunch time?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:54, Reply)

I'm going home to get changed at lunchtime
this is an outrage
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Hehe
You should pay more attention to what you're putting on in the mornings, I suppose it could have been worse, you could have gone to work in a dress or something!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:56, Reply)

That would have been significantly less humliating

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:58, Reply)

not to mention
less constricting on the balls.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:58, Reply)

I'm going to cry
I've been so pent-up with rage, bile and anger all morning that I'm just going to breakdown and cry now.

The whole world's a cunt, especially you for being too nice for me to have a go at you like some kind of mong on the internet
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:00, Reply)

maybe you should cut yourself

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Hehehehe
*shakes hand*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:01, Reply)

I'll cut you in a minute
you beardy cock
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:02, Reply)

chance would be a fine thing

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:03, Reply)

do it
www2.b3ta.com/mind-control/
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:04, Reply)

Mwahahaha
This is my evil plan, get everyone on my side so they can't moan at me!! Even Al likes me :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:02, Reply)

that can't be right
the only people Al likes are himself and RJD
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:03, Reply)

I blackmail him

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:04, Reply)

Blackmale, surely?
He wouldn't like someone for any less
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:05, Reply)

What's wrong with wearing girl trousers?
*minces*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:53, Reply)

Absolutely nothing, nothing at all
unless you have a cock, and the blood supply is being cut-off, so there's nowhere for the testosterone to go but back up to your brain, causing you to become exponentially angry, until you twat some tit in the mouth
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:54, Reply)

thats why emos are all hormonal
all the damn time
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:58, Reply)

Stop picking on me because I'M DIFFERENT

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:59, Reply)

Hehehe
Awww are you going to go away and write a poem about how mean the internet is and how no one understands you!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Nope
I'm going to tear my boss's chest open, and throw her innards at the temp
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:02, Reply)

That'll work too

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:03, Reply)

I'm picturing a furious orangutan wearing hipster jeans.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:59, Reply)

*right turn Clyde*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:00, Reply)

I fucking love those films.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Who doesn't?
Clint in the good ol' days, boxing apes, nonsensical film titles, what's not to love?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:04, Reply)

It was thanks for asking.
I just wanted to say i was sorry for all the fuss. I am fine by the way.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:53, Reply)

Haha
Who cares?!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:53, Reply)

Not the internet
that's for damn sure, girl-trousers
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Too right

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 11:57, Reply)

Whhheeeeeeeee....!
*spins*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:35, Reply)