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I was doing cock-thrusts and being a real sex machine
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:08, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Of course

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Besides
you've never seen me, how can you be imagining me doing Bruce Lee kicks? Have you made up some mental image of me where I'm a ruggedly handsome flid?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Hahahaha yeah something like that!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Pervert

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:28, Reply)

*winks*
*trigger fingers*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:38, Reply)

You have to be the LEAST fussy woman I've ever known

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:40, Reply)

you've seen DiT right?
O NO HE DIDN'T!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:41, Reply)

I missed that comment
You sneaky so and so! He's a good-looking chap I'll have you know! I'm punching above my weight... is that what the cool people say?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Its because I'm a bit simple

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:42, Reply)

That figures
Good looks = No brains

That's why my Mrs is studying Law
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:44, Reply)

I was born with average intelligence
but all the knocks to the head have effected that.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:50, Reply)

affected
*titters*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Oh yeah
Thanks, I'm running around at the mo, its giving me spelling issues!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:56, Reply)

you are running around and typing at the same time?
you're doing a good job if that is the case
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:01, Reply)

Haha that would be pretty amazing
I'm running to and from the printer room and typing random messages when I'm back at my desk - multi-tasking like a mo-fo!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:03, Reply)

bear with me on this one
a r b dly ring a
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Ha! I like it
The smaller limbs make for easier access
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:29, Reply)