Slow day today....
Am I alone in thinking that this week's QOTW is really shit?

I've read a few half decent stories, but even the best ones are pretty dull as well.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:31, 74 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I haven't looked
I'm undecided whether to post this week... I have a story but its not great so I think I might just leave it.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:43, Reply)

That's the sort of self control that I wish more /qotw posters would use.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:45, Reply)

That's the sort of self control lack of self confindance that I wish know more qotw posters /talkers would use have.
( girlinthehole, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:49, Reply)

That's the sort of self control lack of self confindance that I wish know more qotw posters /talkers would use have
I wish I could do strikethroughs properly.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:54, Reply)

Meh
That's the thing. I can't be arsed to post lies (the only few lie posts I have liked on QOTW have fantastically funny and well-written) and I know when something is better in my head than it is on paper.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:53, Reply)

Qotw is like life.
You have to trawl through all the shit to get to the good stuff but you musn't let it put you off living.


*is profound*
( girlinthehole, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:55, Reply)

You get a gold star

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:55, Reply)

*dances*
Thank you!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:00, Reply)

That's cheap,
usually costs me £20 to get someone to dance for me.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:01, Reply)

she's only dancing for you
because Vipros has buggered off
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:02, Reply)

*dances*
Ah I'll dance for anyone

'Get up, get on up, get up, get on up'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Like a sex machine!
I totally won a bottle of champagne doing that at a karaoke night once ten bloody years ago now
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Hahaha
For some reason I read that as a Karate night, I had an image of you doing Bruce Lee style kicks for champagne.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Close
I was doing cock-thrusts and being a real sex machine
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Of course

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Besides
you've never seen me, how can you be imagining me doing Bruce Lee kicks? Have you made up some mental image of me where I'm a ruggedly handsome flid?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Hahahaha yeah something like that!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Pervert

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:28, Reply)

*winks*
*trigger fingers*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:38, Reply)

You have to be the LEAST fussy woman I've ever known

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:40, Reply)

you've seen DiT right?
O NO HE DIDN'T!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:41, Reply)

I missed that comment
You sneaky so and so! He's a good-looking chap I'll have you know! I'm punching above my weight... is that what the cool people say?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Its because I'm a bit simple

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:42, Reply)

That figures
Good looks = No brains

That's why my Mrs is studying Law
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:44, Reply)

I was born with average intelligence
but all the knocks to the head have effected that.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:50, Reply)

affected
*titters*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Oh yeah
Thanks, I'm running around at the mo, its giving me spelling issues!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:56, Reply)

you are running around and typing at the same time?
you're doing a good job if that is the case
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:01, Reply)

Haha that would be pretty amazing
I'm running to and from the printer room and typing random messages when I'm back at my desk - multi-tasking like a mo-fo!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:03, Reply)

bear with me on this one
a r b dly ring a
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Ha! I like it
The smaller limbs make for easier access
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:29, Reply)

That was a hilarious joke about strippers
I deserve more credit than your shoddy reply.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Yes, yes it was
now go and get a biscuit, there's a love
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:06, Reply)

*gives plaudits*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:29, Reply)

my internet was temporarily borked

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Too late now
No dancing for you
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:39, Reply)

Lover's tiff?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:41, Reply)

I'm playing hard to get!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:48, Reply)

I don't have time for your games
don't you realise that the world needs saving?!?!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:49, Reply)

Hahaha
That's what DiT says when he's playing computer games!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:51, Reply)

that's my plan
lure you in with the familiar
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Hehe
Crafty stuff
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:02, Reply)

wait until I get the art involved as well

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Oh dear
oh dear
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:16, Reply)

harsh

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:46, Reply)

hear hear
flimflam and psycho. If you don't have a good answer that's not a pack of complete lies why post anything. You don't *have* to post every week.

I posted this week despite knowing that my answer wasn't amazing. I personally found it really funny that the number one image search result for my town was a piece of crap graffiti two minutes walk from my door.
( djtrialprice, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:57, Reply)

and without getting a big head*
I only tend to post if I think I've got a shout of getting on the best of board.

*I have a massive head
( djtrialprice, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Have you ever reached that dizzy height?


EDIT I just looked at your profile, you wrote that Lucy Porter story, you're alright you are
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:00, Reply)

oh fo shure
I once came second (so close, and yet so not close in the slightest). All the answers on my profile page made the best of.

EDIT: alright incredibly sad
( djtrialprice, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Well done you

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:04, Reply)

I've never won either
I came very close a few times... got in the newsletter once - that was a moment right there! *grins*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:06, Reply)

I won and got on the best page a few times
but never got in the newsletter.

Yeah, fuck you Rob. I don't even care
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:07, Reply)

the week I came second
they skipped over reporting about the QOTW for that newsletter. I cried and cried and cried.
( djtrialprice, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:09, Reply)

We should burn this place down
I'll get the matches, you get some petrol. We'll teach 'em dj, we'll show them all
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:10, Reply)

damn right
And you bring the body and I'll bring the steam.

¬_¬ I have no idea where that came from.
( djtrialprice, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:14, Reply)

Was that East 17?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:16, Reply)

yes, yes it was
Did I mention I'm going to be 30 in a few months :(
( djtrialprice, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Nope
You poor sod. I turned 28 on Saturday, and I've never been so angry about a birthday before in my life
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:18, Reply)

God I keep forgetting you're so young.

( girlinthehole, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:25, Reply)

I can be as old as you want me to be

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Oooh what was your winning post?
I thought you had to win to be put in the newsletter so I was most excited when I was plonked in for a post! Hazah
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:10, Reply)

You haven't even donated
this is a bloody outrage too.

I'll just go and find the post, it was on 'The strangest place you've woken up'

EDIT this yun www.b3ta.com/questions/strangebeds/

Not exactly shakespeare, but it was true, and it did the job
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:12, Reply)

Hey!
A Lego post, ftw everytime!

Haha I haven't donated yet, I keep meaning to do it!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:18, Reply)

Same here
I'll only post if I think people will appreciate it.

I was going to post about going to Kendal in the Lake District and being force-fed toast by a crazy lady at a B&B. She went a little bit mental when I told her I didn't really like Kendal Mint Cake.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:03, Reply)

I could actually submit a story to this one, but no one would know what I was talking about.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:57, Reply)

Just change the towns name to Basingstoke and everyone will believe you.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:03, Reply)

they've got a farmer jack?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:05, Reply)

probably

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:06, Reply)

It's not as dull as...as..as....as....
AS YOUR FACE
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:57, Reply)

go girlfriend
I'm your mother
( djtrialprice, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:59, Reply)

You're not my mother
you're nowhere near as condescending, or as butch, as she is
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:00, Reply)

of course not dear
*flexes*
( djtrialprice, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Ayyyy.......!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:06, Reply)

Fonzie?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:48, Reply)