You scared him away
you bastard!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:22, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

nah, he'll be back.
In fact, he's probably sniffing his cock in a nearby virtual bush, listening to every word we type.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:26, Reply)

So many words, yet so little sense
You have to be gentle with noobs, they startle easily. He'll be back though, if we leave a glasgow salad for him and don't look for a while, he'll soon creep back in
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:31, Reply)

then we can stove in his skull
with a finely-turned georgian table leg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:34, Reply)

and have him stuffed and mounted on the mantlepiece

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:35, Reply)

I'll mount him if you stuff him

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:36, Reply)

same difference

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:40, Reply)

i think we may have to leave moar bait
check this fucker

www.bydewey.com/Schanitz.pps

I love the guy dabbing his forehead and looking as though he has just ran a marathon..AND the tinfoil for taking away what you can't manage...very civilised!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:45, Reply)

That's your mum
that is
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:46, Reply)

nah mate
my mum is a horrible old cunt, as opposed to a ridiculously large schnitzel

still, i do see some similarities now that you mention it
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Because she regularly gets eaten by germans?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:24, Reply)

eaten AND pissed on

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:31, Reply)

The way it should always be

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:41, Reply)