Drunk food
This weekend was pretty decadent.

Friday- after 7 bottles of desperados and some unkown spirits I had a greasy burger and then a re-heated takeaway curry.
Saturday- Massive hangover fry up with all the trimmings, then shit loads of cider, battered sausage and chips before going out and then fish, chips and a gherkin after.
Sunday - Pub cheese and bacon burger, 2 cupcakes and then a domino's pizza.

Who can beat that?

What's the best food to eat when drunk in your opinion?

p.s. I had a salad today!
(Eggstrovert isnt patronising you...honest..., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:11, 16 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

a salad?
a glasgow salad more like it...aka, chips

Best pre-book that bed in the stroke ward, i think you may be needing it.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:14, Reply)

You scared him away
you bastard!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:22, Reply)

nah, he'll be back.
In fact, he's probably sniffing his cock in a nearby virtual bush, listening to every word we type.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:26, Reply)

So many words, yet so little sense
You have to be gentle with noobs, they startle easily. He'll be back though, if we leave a glasgow salad for him and don't look for a while, he'll soon creep back in
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:31, Reply)

then we can stove in his skull
with a finely-turned georgian table leg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:34, Reply)

and have him stuffed and mounted on the mantlepiece

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:35, Reply)

I'll mount him if you stuff him

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:36, Reply)

same difference

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:40, Reply)

i think we may have to leave moar bait
check this fucker

www.bydewey.com/Schanitz.pps

I love the guy dabbing his forehead and looking as though he has just ran a marathon..AND the tinfoil for taking away what you can't manage...very civilised!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:45, Reply)

That's your mum
that is
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:46, Reply)

nah mate
my mum is a horrible old cunt, as opposed to a ridiculously large schnitzel

still, i do see some similarities now that you mention it
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Because she regularly gets eaten by germans?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:24, Reply)

eaten AND pissed on

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:31, Reply)

The way it should always be

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Awwww.....!
A noob/lurker!

How are you, little fella? Please don't post food threads though, or else I'll be tempted to call you a massive gay lolfatty.

Thanks.
xxx
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:15, Reply)

after drinking loads of beer and having loads of shots I ordered lobster tails to go

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:34, Reply)