Excellent
I now have an extra few millimetres of screen space to read OT.

And as we're all aware, that extra few mm makes a lot of difference. Thank you b3ta overlords.

Woo, it's my b3taday too!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:52, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

more importantly it loads a shitload quicker.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:53, Reply)

Happy B3taday... to you
*sings seductively*

Happy B3taday... to... you
Happy B3taday, Mr K2k6
Happy B3taday.. to... yooooou

*rips open shirt*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Thanks Bert, old chap
*faints with shock at exposed monkeychest*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:57, Reply)

Nobody even made this much fuss of me
on my real birthday, let alone my B3tadays

Why do you all HATE me?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:59, Reply)

because you are an arse

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:22, Reply)

That hurt my feelings
apologise
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:23, Reply)

if I did
you wouldn't respect me any more
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:29, Reply)

I'd have to respect you to begin with for that to be true

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:34, Reply)

damn
I knew I shouldn't have put out...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Haha
I'd have more respect for you if you'd had my cock inside you, it'd increase your intelligence quotient tenfold
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:38, Reply)

did wearing those girl's trousers leave you feeling uptight?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:46, Reply)

They certainly restricted certain things
but I'm only messing, I love you really
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:47, Reply)

I know ;-)
I don't take much seriously, least of all things you say on here!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:50, Reply)

Just you wait
if you ever meet me, we're going to mutually violate each other's mouths
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:53, Reply)

no more of that for me
being mouth-raped by kaol was enough.

also, if we met there'd be some kind of critical-hairy-mass
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:54, Reply)

Too true
on noth counts, that Kaol does like to face-rape, doesn't he? What a card!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:57, Reply)

it was unusual
particularly as he grabbed my beard to pull me towards him....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:58, Reply)

Owies

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Bet it looks like this

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:03, Reply)

Nah
not enough hair
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:04, Reply)

This then?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:06, Reply)

Still not enough hair
and needs more ears
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:07, Reply)

So, basically what you're saying is...
This is you after a haircut?


( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:22, Reply)

An almost exact likeness

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:23, Reply)

I thought as much
You fucking goofy cunt.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:24, Reply)

girlemohippieblahblahblah

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:27, Reply)

Wooo b3ta twins
How scary.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:29, Reply)