This post has made me eat an apple
Damn you internets and your persuasive powers!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:36, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

it's made me eat a satsuma

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:36, Reply)

So long as it doesn't have the same effect as they do on PJM
who's now known a Satsuma Man as he couldn't make it to a bash after eating a whole net of the orangey balls.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:42, Reply)

hahahaha
this is my last one, and unfortunately has been kind of shrivelled by the air-con
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:43, Reply)

I hate it when citrus fruits do that
they go all dry and nasty.


Good god...I never thought I'd end up discussing citrus fruits on b3ta.

Strange, strange place.

EDIT - Your mum. Just to realign the site.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:46, Reply)

I'd eaten half of it
then the last piece I put in my mouth felt pretty much how I imagine going down on an old woman would be. all dry and wrinkled.

I had to spit it out.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:49, Reply)

Mmmmm
nice.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Sure you did,
grabbed your cock and gave it a cheeky wee tug more like it.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:56, Reply)

No need
Blurgh
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:04, Reply)

MMmmmmmm
Nice.




And I hope I can post this - a few minutes ago I couldn't post at all..I had a horrible moment of thinking I'd been BANNED!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Ah..
now I see that the whole of OT is all over the place - must be the updates and work and stuff.

Not me at all.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Fruit powers?
That's all I've got? That's frankly shit.

EDIT: I’m like Storm in the X-Men… but with fruit… I’m the crap one :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:38, Reply)

I didn't want to say anything
but now it's out in the open....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:39, Reply)

fuck off,
storm's well powerful, she freezes the tits off anyone who messes with her.

Jubillee is the shit one.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:40, Reply)

Yeah shes great in the comics
But in the films they make her the whiny bitch
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:42, Reply)

That's just halle berry,
The shittest one in the films is cyclops.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:43, Reply)

very true
he is shit. rogue is an annoying bitch in the films too.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:44, Reply)

she's got a cool power though.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:53, Reply)

she's got a cool power though.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:52, Reply)

she's got a cool power though.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:53, Reply)

That is a good point
She's shit! :(

Cyclops isn't shit, he's just really, really lame
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:44, Reply)

She was good in monsters ball,
but that's the only thing I've seen which I rate her for.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:59, Reply)

I didn't mind her
in Gothika
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:38, Reply)

Fruit powers are just the start
give it a few weeks and you'll be controlling us all via Off Topic.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:43, Reply)

Excellent
That'll give me time to perfect my Satsuma Cannon
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:45, Reply)

PJM?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Will it be better than Pooflake's
lamb cannon?

;)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:49, Reply)