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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Stop trying to give him a complex
and just give him one, that’s what he really wants
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:02, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Would you rather I gave him a finger of Fudge?

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:03, Reply)
It is just enough
to give the kids a treat! ;)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:03, Reply)
a finger of fudge is just enough
to give your kids false teeth
it's full of cadbury's concrete
and very hard to eat
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:04, Reply)
You're eating them wrong
they're nice and soft
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:05, Reply)
they're shit

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:06, Reply)
You're shit
and they don't like you
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:06, Reply)
YEAH!

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:07, Reply)
I won't have anyone bad mouth
The Fudge.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:08, Reply)
you two are defective
in the brain
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:09, Reply)
You're the minority here, fudge-hater

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:10, Reply)
that is irrelevant

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:10, Reply)
Fudgist!

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:12, Reply)
You're still talking to us though
So you must be a little bit defective too! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:13, Reply)
Just so you know
I clicked I Like This on your reply, not that it means anything, but it made me go HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:10, Reply)
it's because you want to bad mouth her fudge

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:11, Reply)
I'll give it a good mouth too
maybe even a Portsmouth, and a Vermouth while I'm at it
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:12, Reply)
Don't forget
Bournemouth
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:15, Reply)
is that like bourneville?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:16, Reply)
Yes
But with added mouthy goodness
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:17, Reply)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:18, Reply)
Indeedy-doo

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:19, Reply)
Fatty

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:19, Reply)
Meanie

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:21, Reply)
FUDGIST

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:22, Reply)
Tailor
Spy?

Or something
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:22, Reply)
YAY!
I'll be on a BEST OF OFF TOPIC somewhere! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:14, Reply)
There is an /all page
but it doesn't work for replies
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:14, Reply)
Well bloody hell
I did not know that
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:16, Reply)
It's a secret
but I've just put a request in for a Popular page, we might have one by 2012
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:20, Reply)
Ooooh exciting times!!
:D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:24, Reply)
For a fatty, or former fatty
you don't like very many fatty foods, do you? Fatty.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:07, Reply)
I didn't really eat many when I was a fatty to be honest
I think it was quantity that was the trouble, my mum dished up large portions. (fnarr)

it was that and vast quantities of booze.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:09, Reply)
Ah, yes
Booze. Probably the reason I'm so thin, I hardly ever drink so my metabolism has remained quite high
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:11, Reply)
I don't drink much these days
I think that is why it's been easy to lose weight because I haven't changed my diet much and I'm not all that much more active.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:13, Reply)
It's an easy compromise to make
I'd rather be fat and boozy though
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:14, Reply)
I smoke a lot of pot
instead of drinking booze

although I do still like booze and need to drink more of it now and then
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:16, Reply)
I need more vices
so far I've only got pizza and cake and fisting schoolboys

I might have to take up drinking and smoking weed again, but seriously this time
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:21, Reply)
you've got to be committed to it
otherwise it's not worth it.

all or nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:22, Reply)
But if I have a few drinks in the evening
the little 'un wakes up the next day, sees the empty cans by the bin and shouts 'OH MY GOD, DADDY'S DRUNK'
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:23, Reply)
Hahahaha
Brilliant!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:25, Reply)
another reason why I'm not having kids

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:28, Reply)
Apart from your impotence
and seedless loins?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:29, Reply)
yes
and not wanting them

and that court order
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:31, Reply)

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