You whistle for a rasher and when it comes near
the licence plate says "fresh" and it has dice in the mirror...
( Maladicta, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:27, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Of course, you have to build up it's trust
It doesn't want to be eaten mid-flight. Of course, once you get there, trust is irrelevant and you can just eat it completely before word of your betrayal gets out to the cooked-breakfast community.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:33, Reply)

BWA HAHAHAHAHA
oh the magnificent treachery
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:35, Reply)

If anything, you could say this bacon is rare.

( Maladicta, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:35, Reply)

I thought nah, forget it
yo wholemeal, get me there
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:38, Reply)

Hurrah!
I was waiting for someone to take the bait...
( Maladicta, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:39, Reply)

I HP'd my plate , after seven or eight
taps on the bottle it was finally there.

to enter my mouth like greasy air
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:44, Reply)

Now you're getting it!

( Maladicta, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:55, Reply)