It's alright
I think you get away with being likeable because you come across as quite modest and sweet, and you're married to DiT, so that makes you ok too.

Blech, I'm off to wash myself with Domestos
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Groovy
*dances*
It’s all Gouda
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:36, Reply)

You do realise that this'll be the end of me?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Shhhh
We won't tell anyone!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Ok
Mind if I pretend to hate you?

You bloody GIRLFACE
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:40, Reply)

Crack on
You gotta do, wha'cha gotta do bub
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:42, Reply)

I bet you've got six nipples
and DiT milks you at night
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:47, Reply)

and one of the nipples
is 6 inches long, and very, very hard.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:52, Reply)

*shudders*
you reminded me of my ex
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:53, Reply)

This thread is making me feel sick.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:52, Reply)

Kill it, Chompy
kill it like only you can
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:53, Reply)

you make me think somebody already has been

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Haha
You love it! ;-)

I've met you IRL remember, I know you're all fluffeh really!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Nope I've just got the two
Sorry to upset you.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:53, Reply)

I'm going to call you sixnips the webpixie from now on

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Fair dos
I think you're just upset because you actually have a third nipple and you're trying to find fault with other people to make yourself feel better.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:55, Reply)

I wish I did
I'd call him Bipple, and I'd show him to old ladies in the street
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:56, Reply)

But where would he be?
On your back or your front?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:58, Reply)

In their mouths, mostly

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:59, Reply)

Haha
Nice.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:01, Reply)

is gouda one of the ones that smells like feet?
no, hang on, that's gruyere
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:37, Reply)

Nah
Gouda's more Edam-y
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:39, Reply)

This
^
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:40, Reply)