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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm going to ottery st mary for the tar barrels tomorrow nightwww.otterytarbarrels.co.uk/
are you doing anything exciting involving fire?
unfortunately it won't be as good as what I'm doing, but tell me anyway
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:31,
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I shall be going to the nearest Catholic church and lighting a candle for the little baby Jesus.And pray that my cold has gone by Friday.
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girlinthehole, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:36,
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am I likely to get people all het up if the racist chappy who started throwing around SERIOUS ONLINE THREATS....gets added to the Archive?
I'd hate to cause upset.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:49,
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wouldn't have thought soI think everyone could agree that he failed on a tremendous scale.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:51,
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He's already in the Archive once.....and I've been sent a whole pile of his other Fails, the daft racist.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:54,
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If anyone's interested he has Previous.Check the post called 'club card'.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:56,
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I read that earlierhe's not a great loss to b3ta
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:59,
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There's a few more of his on there now as well.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:04,
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arggot too distracted reading other ones.
Still not sure my entry deserves to be on there....
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:15,
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King of Comedy(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:04,
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This is an OUTRAGEHe was just some poor, defenceless, mentally ill soul who needed hugs and love and fluff and attention. YOU LOT DON'T EVEN DESERVE THE RIGHT TO LOOK AT HIM
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:55,
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I'd probably melt in the his gaze of pure Accord and racism.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:57,
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Smoking?I'm disapointed that I haven't got any hate filled gazes today.
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good mansmoking, as we all know, makes you look cool.
this is not sarcasm.
do you mean gazzes, or gazes?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:39,
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I wanted to clarifyif no one had sent you messages full of hate, or if you usually got people looking at you with hate in their eyes.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:44,
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no, I'm not inbred enoughI went to school in that town, and some of the guys I was at school with do it.
the guys with the barrels (usually 5 or 6 per barrel, one at a time) run through the incredibly crowded streets with them. My plan is to get really drunk and try and get as close as possible.
Previous years have shown this to be a thoroughly enjoyable way of spending an evening
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:40,
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I'm sure that I could come up with something more exciting than watching wood burn.Such as throwing rocks at that crazy bitch across the street.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:41,
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it is impossible to get across to someone how awesome the event isby merely using words or pictures. videos are better, but still nothing like being there, in amongst 25,000 people, with inbred nutters (mostly rugby players or that build) running as fast as they can with a flaming barrel as big as they can carry.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:43,
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I'll be honest, it does seem coolbut I hate people and you certainly fucking wouldn't catch me around 25,000
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:45,
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it does get pretty nutsand if you don't like crowds it really isn't the place to be.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:46,
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if onlyit's more of a greasy burger or hog roast type of thing
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:43,
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I'll be going to a littlefireworks thingy in Essex, that should be fun, I don't think I did anything fireworks related last year! :)
I’ve also just had really exciting work related news so I’m having a very good day today! Huzah!
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what's the good news?or is it classified?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:45,
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I'm moving departmentswhich is mucho exciting as I’m currently having ‘personality clashes’ in my current position, so I am pleased I am shuffling over! Whoop whoop awoooga!
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has someone not taken to you bouncing around the placebeing terminally enthusiastic?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:00,
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You could say that.Although I would say its more like, they haven’t taken to me full-stop.
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in what way?without wanting to appear pandering, and obviously I haven't met you, but you seem like one of those people that it's hard to dislike.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:17,
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Well first off, thank you! :)Secondly, the answer would be jealousy, I didn’t think this was the explanation until I spoke to some other people and they have told me that’s the reason… not really something I can fix! :(
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that's pretty weirdhad they been going out of their way to not like you? if you see what I mean
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:23,
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Sounds like the kind of thing I'd doIf somebody's too nice, sometimes you just have to destroy them.
Not Flim Flam though, she's alright
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:27,
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I think so yes.I have tried, I don’t like not being liked but then I do have to realise I can’t float everyone’s boat.
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I float everyone's boatbut then I am huge and made of water.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:32,
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Water sinks boatsyou silly sod
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:32,
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it floats them moreI should know, I'm a coastal and rivers engineer after all
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:33,
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I know I'm smugthat's the beauty of it. I don't have a problem with it.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:44,
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Hehe I knowI just realised you hadn't said anything particularly smug for a few days! :)
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well, when I say I'm ok with itI am now. I've tried hard to tone it down.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:54,
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Are you...?Ooooooh. Sure they float on it, but it isn't the water itself that makes them float, is it?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:38,
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wellthey wouldn't float if the water (or other dense fluid medium) wasn't there so it is safe to say that the water does float them
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:43,
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No it doesn'tSPACEGRAVITY does
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:46,
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*shakes head*oh bert....
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:51,
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Oh Viprosall those years wasted studying wrongscience, and I come on here and totally debunk everything you know with one little post
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:55,
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shocking stuffthe foundations of my understanding have been badly shaken
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:00,
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That won't stop me from trying*gurns*
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:22,
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oh bert*shakes head*
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:24,
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I replied to your message without reading the contextFlim Flam's one of those lovely, charming people that it's almost impossible to dislike, I think she's pretty woo (from what I've seen anyway).
...and this is precisely why I'm going to have to
EDIT Nope, couldn't do it. Too mean, can't be mean to her, she's too damn likeable
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:25,
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I was going to saywho are you, and what have you done with bert. then I read the last line.
*slowly shakes head*
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:29,
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I edited though!Even I can't dislike the bloody little webpixie
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:31,
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good lord*has a stiff drink*
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:32,
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Webpixie?I like that! :)
Is that my official title - Flim-Flam, Webpixie (I might get business cards made up)
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Don’t kill me,I have so much more candy floss to consume, things to doodle and shoes to purchase.
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bleurgh candy flossI'm glad having a beard means I can't eat it
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:32,
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Hahaha Ihad never really thought of the restraints a beard causes to eating certain foods!
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it's mainly bubble gum and candyflossI have to be careful how I drink as well, tipping a pint glass up too far means that water runs through my moustache, round the sides of my mouth to my chin and then dribbles down my front.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:36,
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Ha-haspastic drinker
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:37,
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how does thecunnilingus fare..or even its sexy brown cousin, analingus .
My pal grew a big old viking beard, it's ginger and it makes him look like a homeless insane,
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I've developed a technqiuethat means it's not a problem, for cunnilingus at least
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:44,
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wellno sense beating around the bush
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:49,
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Arf arf arfI love that song by AC/DC... I never realised how rude it was as a kiddie!
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I like their songSink the pink
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:53,
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They had many rude songsI'm starting to understand why my mother didn't like me listening to them when I was little.
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indeed they didI doubt my mum would notice that kind of thing. or care.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:57,
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That was the reaction my dad hadI think my mum was slightly more concerned
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It's alrightI think you get away with being likeable because you come across as quite modest and sweet, and you're married to DiT, so that makes you ok too.
Blech, I'm off to wash myself with Domestos
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:34,
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You do realise that this'll be the end of me?(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:36,
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OkMind if I pretend to hate you?
You bloody GIRLFACE
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:40,
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I bet you've got six nipplesand DiT milks you at night
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:47,
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*shudders*you reminded me of my ex
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:53,
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Kill it, Chompykill it like only you can
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:53,
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you make me think somebody already has been(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:53,
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HahaYou love it! ;-)
I've met you IRL remember, I know you're all fluffeh really!!
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I'm going to call you sixnips the webpixie from now on(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:54,
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Fair dosI think you're just upset because you actually have a third nipple and you're trying to find fault with other people to make yourself feel better.
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I wish I didI'd call him Bipple, and I'd show him to old ladies in the street
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:56,
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:59,
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is gouda one of the ones that smells like feet?no, hang on, that's gruyere
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:37,
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NahGouda's more Edam-y
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:39,
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I've recently changed officesThis one is on the top floor of a modern building where the reception area has no ceiling - all the floors have this cut-out where you can look all the way down. This does not combine well with my terrible vertigo. :-(
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:08,
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BlimeyI wouldn’t like that either, still it might go someway to treating your fears, that or it'll exacerbate them!?
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doesn't sound nice to me eitherbloody fear of heights
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:16,
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It's no funI shall try and peer over every day, see if it gets easier, but so far it hasn't.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:09,
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I'm going leftbecause the righty-ness was hurting me
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:56,
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well done that manthe last few days of sliding over to the right have been terrible
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:58,
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I NOEIt's like way rubbish and that, and all the posts end
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:58,
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Hiya Sixnips!How's it going in the Magical Forest today?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:03,
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So so,some bloody hobgoblin with three nips is causing me agro by pissing on the enchanted toadstools.
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Damned HobgoblinsCan't you give the professor a call and have him banished?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:06,
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Shoot its cock off(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:12,
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Of course I amI'm imagining you as a six nippled pixie shooting the cock off an make-believe hobgoblin. What's not to love?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:20,
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I’m surprised at your restraint actually,I would have expected you to clap your hands like a Roman emperor and post ‘cr3, fix this, chopchop’
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Haha!I don't demand things from cr3, I'm his bitch
EDIT somebody's voted the QOTW fail thread to the top of the popular page! Oof!
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:05,
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