Home Sweet Home

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:34, 34 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

All this talk of food there above is making me hungry.
Does anyone know how to clean coins that have been in your washing machine filter?
( Maladicta, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:24, Reply)

Coca cola
Allow to soak for 23 1/2 hrs.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:29, Reply)

That is very precise, good sir.
They appear to be caked in brown dirt and are cleaning up... slowly. Flatmate was not impressed I nicked some of his Coke to do so though!
( Maladicta, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:33, Reply)

No longer than 23 1/2 hours mind!
A whole 24 will constitute negligent coin abuse and you would face arrest and possible incarceration.
Don't mess with "the man"!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:48, Reply)

I stick it to the Man on a daily basis.
I call it spending my breaks on Wikipedia and rickrolling my supervisors.
( Maladicta, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:52, Reply)

Save your valuable time
and just spend the dirty coins.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:32, Reply)

Good thinking there spakka...
A dirty coin is worth as much as a clean coin.
Unless we're talking antique coins...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:35, Reply)

Shops are funny about them, though
in my experience :(
( Maladicta, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:50, Reply)

just like your balls
soap and water
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:38, Reply)

But dirty coins are usually alot dirtier than dirty balls
or have you seen otherwise?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:46, Reply)

I'll sooner stick a coin in my mouth than a dirty ball sack

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:01, Reply)

Is that the worst put-down you can come up with?
I've had worse, and considering my ballsack is clean and shiny, that is saying something.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:10, Reply)

*looks down pants*
Since when do I have balls?
( Maladicta, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:51, Reply)

Don't know
But if you find any brown sauce down there, that's also good for cleaning coins.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:57, Reply)

I have none, sadly.
Will reggae reggae sauce do?
( Maladicta, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:57, Reply)

You can borrow mine
They're no good to me any more, it appears.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:03, Reply)

Excellent, I need a new coin purse.

( Maladicta, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:12, Reply)

Hoost tha jaarn orn, Marrar?
How's the dogs?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:09, Reply)

Dogs are fine
Here they are:-

my.fotopic.net/photo/0061439241/

A couple of weeks ago on a smashing walk.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:21, Reply)

That there link there appears to be borked...
Either that or it's my shitty wi-fi fucking up again.
I really cannot wait to move from this fucking house.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:30, Reply)

I can't get into it either
So it's probably my ineptitude.

Picture two large hounds in autumnal sunshine - one brown, one black.

That's about it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:34, Reply)

I imagine they look luvverly!
Do yo ever print your photos?
I have an Epson stylus printer which has produced some very nice results.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:43, Reply)

Bought one the other week.
A quite astonishing technological leap of faith on my part.

I've been mucking about with it and printed a picture of quarter of a dog.

I really must stay in more.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:48, Reply)

C'MON this is the internet, Dave
you've got balls somewhere down there, I just KNOW IT
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:00, Reply)

No, but I did find my bus pass.

( Maladicta, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:05, Reply)

hahahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:07, Reply)

Winter is here,
this is a good, good thing.
( Maladicta, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:15, Reply)

I see
So you've obviously got your heating fixed then.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:23, Reply)

After a fashion.
And a working washing machine again, too! Plus no flatmate from next weekend. Woe.
( Maladicta, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:25, Reply)

Is that woe or woo?
You can get the warmer room if he's off.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:31, Reply)

Woe - he's good company
and buys me things occasionally. Like pizza. I do get his bed though!
( Maladicta, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:40, Reply)

Calm down Kristopher
She's just got loose fitting pants. That's all.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:31, Reply)

I am MC Hammer
AICMFP.
( Maladicta, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:53, Reply)

What day is it?
I think I have lost touch...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:35, Reply)