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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You're going to get a special delivery tomorrowRight up you.
Similar thing happened to me when I was a 15 year old paperboy, I saw boobs for the first time ever. REAL boobs!
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:47,
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Womanbut I'd have been happy either way
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:49,
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if you saw boobs pluralthen was she breastfeeding twins and forgot to put her bits away, or was she just flashing you for shits and giggles?
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ascorbate, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:53,
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She was coming down her stairs with her dressing gown openit was a massive house with huge windows. I didn't mind that she was about 50, boobs are boobs
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:55,
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well I'm only 27and mine are 'fabulous' according to the health visitor, so my postman was probably even happier than you. although he was ginger.
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ascorbate, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:58,
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So he would have been extra happy about itand extremely grateful, you've done the world a service. He'll be fwapping over you for weeks
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:00,
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