Things that really fucking annoy me part 10983894
I just asked 'is it the 6th today?', and got the reply 'yes, all day', said in a kind of 'ha - got you! Bet you feel really stupid now' way.

I have encountered this wholly meaningless smart-arse quip before and it pisses me off no end. What's the purpose of it? How is it either funny or clever? Can anyone explain?

Fucking twat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:17, 23 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I could explain
but I fear it may go over your head.

*adjusts bow tie and fiddles with moustache*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:19, Reply)

Steady now.
Step away from the teaspoon.

Some people have a very under developed sense of humour, the type that hovers on the margins of "not funny at all" and so shit that it is offensive. Approach these idiots with anything resembling a subversive sense of humour and they will look at you as if you have shat on their desk. Partly because they don't really get it and partly because they are CUNTS
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:23, Reply)

I'm totally mystified.
'all day' *smug face*


Why? It doesn't make sense. It's not a joke. I've not been made to appear foolish. You've not got one over on me. It's not a play on words.

So why in God's name are you looking at me like you've just composed a Ronnie Barker wordplay masterpiece before my very eyes YOU FUCKING HELMET? WHY ARE YOU LOOKING SO PLEASED WITH YOURSELF?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:44, Reply)

I fear it may be...
...one of those days

I've had a fire alarm test go on, sporadically, for about 40 mins


IT FUCKING WORKS, YOU HUNCHBACKED CUNT
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:53, Reply)

Your rage is more than justified
The other one I hate is when I say "Good Morning", and the other person says "What's good about it?"

Well fuck you with nobs on sonny-jim.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:37, Reply)

I always reply to that with
"I'm here and I can piss you off."
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:16, Reply)

It's to piss you off,
it worked, he won.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:38, Reply)

That's not terribly hard to do, I must admit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:40, Reply)

I always find that a subtle
"fuck you then you smart arsed cunt" does wonders for both making me feel better and stopping them talking to you altogether.
( Peej, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:43, Reply)

I'm sensing disciplinary hearings in your very near future

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:44, Reply)

Fuck off you smart arsed cunt!

( Peej, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:57, Reply)

I will not tolerate this kind of harassment
I'm going to speak to the MD
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:04, Reply)

Doctor of Medicine?

( Peej, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:14, Reply)

Yep, Dick Van Dyke
from Diagnosis Murder, he'll kick your arse while steppin' in time
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:16, Reply)

behave
Doogie Howzer is the man you need in a rumble
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Similar to his suggestion,
follow their LOLZORS ROFFLECOPTER JOKE with a deep sigh and mutter, "the anniversary of my eldest sister's death, then..." before walking off down the corridor in a deeply meaningful way.

Harsh, perhaps, but it'll wipe the smug grin off his face in an instant.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:15, Reply)

That is inspired

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:17, Reply)

From great hair cometh great inspiration
(Sometimes)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:22, Reply)

Yea verily
For whosoever walketh in the shadow of my flappy hair so shall ye receive a PUNCH IN THE FUCKING FACE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:52, Reply)

oh
I say that :(
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:17, Reply)

Excellent
Then you are in the perfect position to answer me - genuinely, why say it? What is the purpose? I'm truly mystified.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:28, Reply)

usually
because in our office we have calendars, our laptops have the time and date on them, our phones have the time and date on them, the clock on our wall has the time and date on it.

Therefore anyone in the office who says "what is the date?" is a lazy cunt, so gets a lazy cunt answer
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:54, Reply)

YAY
have a worthless click.
(knackerz is skinning up, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:08, Reply)