Hmmm...
I have been known to get a pen and hold it under my nose and imagine what it would be like if I had a pen shaped moustache… I imagine channel 5 would make a programme about me.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:01, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Haha
love it. Unfortunately mother nature has provided you with a distinct disadvantage for playing Urinal Laps.

Sorry
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:02, Reply)

Exactly,
so I have to come up with other ways to entertain myself at work
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:06, Reply)

You could get one of those
devices for girls for peeing standing up?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:08, Reply)

Nah
I was thinking of finding more things to do that don't involve peeing... I try not to spend masses of time in the toilets at work
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:09, Reply)

You could shit in a bucket
and do laps of a monastery?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:10, Reply)

How about
You shit in a bucket and do laps of a monastery and I just get someone to film it and put it on YouTube?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:16, Reply)

Sounds like a plan
I'll fetch the bucket
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Cool
I'll get a mate with a camera
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:26, Reply)

I think the Arts Council
might give funding for that.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:23, Reply)