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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You are a little bit shit
even if you wipe really thoroughly, you never get it all
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:09, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
I do if I use moist wipes

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:10, Reply)
Not true
I use moist wipes, but I still find skid marks in my grundies
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:11, Reply)
Totally true
They do clean you after a shit, but then you insist on sharting into your grundies all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:13, Reply)
Naw
I think it's because I need some kind of shit brush for my arse hair
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:13, Reply)
Clagnuts?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:18, Reply)
Nope
more like I've dunked my bum fluff in brown juice. You can get rid of the solids easily, but there's still brown in there
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:19, Reply)
Try only eating things that are the same colour as your undies.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:22, Reply)
It's a plan
I'll give it a go and post pictures of the results
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:24, Reply)
Please do

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:26, Reply)
If you give me your phone number
I'll MMS you videos of myself on the john
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:28, Reply)
Just the tie-dyed gusset shots please

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:29, Reply)
Now
there's an offer that is unlikely to be bettered ALL afternoon
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:32, Reply)
Darn tootin'

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:35, Reply)
yeah,
but we both now that they aren't YOUR skidmarks
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:13, Reply)
Pfffft

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:15, Reply)
Do you mean wet wipes?

Or do you just like using words like moist and gusset whenever you can
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:12, Reply)
The ones I buy are actually called moist wipes.
I did almost use the word 'gusset' instead of 'grundies' though.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:14, Reply)

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