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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
No it's not
you just love picking on all the ladies, because you're a total man-ho
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:33,
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She hasn't got a photo in her profile,
she's basically dead to me.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:35,
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What, who, me?
I do. It's just not of my ugly face.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:36,
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Hmm, you have a point.
But honestly, why would I whore myself out in this setting? I think everyone's reasonably intelligent and has got over the "OMG girl on the internet" thing :P
And also, Edmund is the anti-pander, and has put me off even thinking of asking for panderation.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:45,
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Maybe I'm using reverse psychology
and CAN'T BELIEVE someone is TALKING to me on the INTERNETS!
Or not.
Or maybe I'm just really bored.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:53,
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So far you've used 'lol'
and a few too many of these '!?!', maybe that's it
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:14,
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Ah.
I apologise for these appalling typographical faux-pas.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:18,
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You're not over GIRLS, Bertie.
You probably have a crush on PsychoChomp.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:58,
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:(
Rather, that's how I should be. I'm too fussy for my own good.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:04,
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YOU don't have a picture at all either!
I have a picture of myself. It's my arm. But it's still a picture. And I've had ones of my face too. You're just a blank canvas.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:46,
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But I've been to bashes
so everyone knows what a lug-eared fugly cucker I am
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:52,
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Speaking of bashes
I'm going to the bash tonight.
My second ^_^
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:54,
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Lucky you
tell Enzyme I said 'wooga-wooga wooga, oi oi oi' and punch him in the tits from me. He'll know what it means.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:55,
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I discovered someone on my course is a b3tan
- and a links whore - so I informed him of the THREATS made against our pet Professor.
He lol'd.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:57,
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No, he's a bitch.
As in, has breasts and everything.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:35,
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