Warning
rather NSFW pic on /board at the mo (barely-disguised goatse). I wouldn't go there if your boss is looking over your shoulder.

Edit: mod's sorted it.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:07, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I know
It's bloody nasty. I've managed to avoid goatse all these years and they go and do that.

The humanity!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:11, Reply)

Hey, thanks for letting us know!

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:11, Reply)

no worries.

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:11, Reply)

Your name reminds me of the baroness,
are you a stripper too?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:12, Reply)

no

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:14, Reply)

we're onto your shenanigans

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:15, Reply)

giggety.

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:18, Reply)

I can't remember what your name used to be
was it something cookie related?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:16, Reply)

It used to be BobFossil
but I got bored of it.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:17, Reply)

Oh yeah!
Hi Bob!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:23, Reply)

'lo
how are you?
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Good thanks, Bob
and yourself?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Bloody mods
took their time about that one, didn't they?

EDIT it's gone quiet again

*gets cock out*
*lunges*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:13, Reply)

*parrys*

or is it *parries*?
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:39, Reply)

parries, I think
Parrys would be the plural of my old Art teacher
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:42, Reply)

*Parties*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:44, Reply)

Like it was 1999?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Is it just me who's stupid enough to think
that 1999 is the same as one minute to 8?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:50, Reply)

If you like.
*Edit* Yes.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Hooray
I'm special
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:09, Reply)

maybe they were busy
scooterin' down to Brighton to scrap with some rockers, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Pffft

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:09, Reply)