I feel I'm missing a trick by not using the ZP mug at work
where it could be used to its maximum effect. Then again I don't want to have to circulate an Office Space-esque memo saying "Maladicta in [department] will cunt you in the fuck if you use her Zero Punctuation mug without her express permission."
( Maladicta, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:47, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

that could spread ill will

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:54, Reply)

Exactly, and the only person I want to leave me the fuck alone at work is Stalker Girl.
Fortunately, 99.9'% of the time she does...
( Maladicta, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:55, Reply)

stalker girl?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Absolute fucking nutcase I went to uni with who threatened to kill herself
every time I wanted to hang around with someone other than her and called me a "selfish cow" for getting a boyfriend when it was my job to be her single friend. Before me she stalked a dude who had the misfortune to sleep with her, and I managed to cut off all contact with her when I moved to Italy, and avoid her for the entire final year of my degree.

Then, I walked into my new building on the first day of my new job, and lo and behold she's a phone monkey in another department.
( Maladicta, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:02, Reply)

small world
bugger
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:04, Reply)

She's settled down here - she lives literally around the corner with her (equally insane) 'boyfwiend'
when I had been hoping she'd crawl back into the hole she came out of. No such luck...
( Maladicta, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:07, Reply)

sweet jeebus
is she a r=w person? I want to punch her already.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:11, Reply)

r=w?
Having to work in the same building as her, on the same floor, is a testament to my ability to not be violent, since she knows damned well how I feel about her. Fortunately she rarely has anything to do with my department...
( Maladicta, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:13, Reply)

thats good
r=w, as sowwy, boyfwend, an other 'cute' sayings that make you want to drown the fucker.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:17, Reply)

like using the term "ickle"
in a non ironic sense.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:18, Reply)

*rage*

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:21, Reply)

Yup, all of these things.
It makes me rage, and I only hear of it tangentially these days since we seem to have a mutual "you stay out of my way and I'll stay out of yours" arrangement, bar the 0.01% of the time where she forgets I hate her...
( Maladicta, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:21, Reply)