Photographic Evidence
Diaz to the left

Jolie to the right.

The urinal is the black grand piano-looking thing.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:00, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I don't want to look
You can't make me!
( djtrialprice, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:02, Reply)

They're safe for work
nothing special
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:05, Reply)

I'll still feel dirty
I'm not taking any chances.
( djtrialprice, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:05, Reply)

They're only photos from old lads mag shoots
don't be a girl
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:07, Reply)

Ewww taking pictures in the mens
You fucking perv!
( Peej, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:02, Reply)

I was quick
like a fucking ninja, I can tell you
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:04, Reply)

I feel like I now truely know you.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Shall we hold hands and skip?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Not until you've washed yours.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:05, Reply)

with semen?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:07, Reply)

Ejaculation is funny.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:19, Reply)

and how

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:20, Reply)

nice

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:09, Reply)

Not particularly
Imagine having them watch you pee, Vipros. Imagine it, you'd freeze
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:10, Reply)

I probably would
I'm not good at it if someone else is in the room, let alone Cameron or Angelina...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:21, Reply)

What if it were me?
Standing over you, playing with your hair?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:24, Reply)

it wouldn't be urine coming out

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:36, Reply)

it'd be you

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:39, Reply)

Arf!

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:44, Reply)

BOOM BOOM

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Your next assignment should you wish to accept it, is to take pics of the inside of the girl's loo.

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:10, Reply)

*balaclavas up*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:12, Reply)

*trousers down*

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Isn't life a scream?
WOOF
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:17, Reply)

aaah
the wonders of a university education
( djtrialprice, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:29, Reply)

Eh?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:33, Reply)

I thought you were quoting
Blackadder Goes Forth.

Nevermind, as you were.
( djtrialprice, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:44, Reply)

if it helps
I got your reference
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:46, Reply)

I was
but I'm not so nerdy that I remember all of it, just the bits where Rik Mayall comes along and shows everybody up
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:48, Reply)

"aaaah, the wonders of a beshitted arsehole"
...was gonna be Barrymore's catchphrase, but they opted for the crowd pleasing 'all white' at the last minute.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:36, Reply)

What lovely toilets
I approve.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:16, Reply)

The ones in the cubicles are more explicit
one's Jordan before she got all big and fake, ones some woman's arse, and the other I haven't been in yet
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Pix or I won't believe you!

( Peej, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Get fucked
this was bad enough, there were people in the cubicles while I took those pictures!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Chicken shit!
I'd take pictures in all the toilets here!
( Peej, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:26, Reply)

I'm sure you would
but I'm not doing more
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:34, Reply)

*Puts on comfy shoes*
It's all a bit sexist and exploitist isn't it. Where do you work? In a bookies?
( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Nope, just a big modern office on an industrial estate
the ladies have the CK models in them, so at least it's ok. Unless you're gay
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:23, Reply)

Diaz to the left of me, Jolie to the right
Here I am sitting and doing a pooh.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Psst (you're not meant to shit in the urinal)

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Where does it say that?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Conventional rules do not apply to No3ly

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Damned straight.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:33, Reply)

I doubt that

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Slightly bent.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:35, Reply)

More like it

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:40, Reply)

There's a pub in Cambridge
called The Castle that has pages from Mills & Boon novels mounted to the wall above each urinal. I found the multi-tasking too difficult.
( djtrialprice, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:32, Reply)

They're not bogs
they're wanking stations
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:34, Reply)

The lads at work have nudie calenders in the staff room where they eat.
I can understand oggling boobs while your eating your cheese and ham sandwich but who wants some bimbo's vagina staring out at you while you eat. Yuk!
( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Vag?
What Vag? I do like that it's The Mask-era Diaz, after that she was shit

EDIT OOOOH, on the calendar. Vaginas don't put me off anything, they're always lunging themselves at me
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Well there's a time and place for genitalia and it's not when I'm having my cup-a-soup.

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Unless it's Prawn Cocktail flavour

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:47, Reply)

*insert furry cup gag*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:36, Reply)

: /

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:42, Reply)

is that like a ball gag?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:54, Reply)

It would be inny
Not outy
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:56, Reply)