I'm no expert
but isn't Capri Sun just squash with virtually no nutritional merit? In which case I'm gonna have to go with no.

However may I posit this apposite theorum?

Capri Sun: orange squash for people so obese or lazy they cannot even get it together to make some fucking squash.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:59, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I was disregarding nutritional value for a moment
and referring to the sweet juice contained inside.

I asked the original question because I'm eating a clementine, and as usual, while delicous it is taking me about half an hour to get it pith-free enough for me to be able to eat it without gagging.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:00, Reply)

OK how about this compromise?
Oranges, clementines etc: orange juice for people with too much time on their fucking hands.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:03, Reply)

ok, I'll give you that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:04, Reply)

just buy some fucking tropicana or something
jesus
( well, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:03, Reply)

woah
I'm sorry it has had such an effect on you. I think perhaps you have some issues that you need to deal with before you enter another fruit discussion.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:05, Reply)

i'm just telling it like it is

( well, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:08, Reply)

I'm not convinced
I don't particularly mind it taking me ages to eat one. Passes the time at least.

I suppose the original post might have implied some kind of frustration...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:09, Reply)

i wouldn't worry about it

( well, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:13, Reply)

thanks
you've set my mind at ease.

How much do I owe you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:16, Reply)

never mind that
why doesn't this place have quick reply?
( well, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:18, Reply)

cr3 tells us it's because it works on radically different code to the other boards
and so quick reply and the new and own post highlighting won't work

well, probably not radically different...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:19, Reply)

well it's a pain, i have to keep the thread open in another tab so i can remember what i'm replying to

( well, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:20, Reply)

Aw.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:20, Reply)

i hope that's genuine sympathy

( well, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:23, Reply)

It's genuine pity if it helps.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:24, Reply)

it shows it under the reply box on the page it goes to

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:21, Reply)

just one post, not the whole subthread

( well, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:21, Reply)

yeah, that's true
I have one of those fancy mice with buttons on the side so can flick back and forth if necessary. Or use mouse gestures to do the same. It's not ideal, but a small price to pay for not saying the whole of every thread on the main page.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:23, Reply)

i do like that the newest thread isn't automatically at the top
it encourages all sorts of rubbish on the other place
( well, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:35, Reply)

I had some freshly squirted orange juice at the weekend,
along with my croissants, bloody lovely, felt smug as fuck for a good 3 hours after. After which I taunted a homeless insane with a bottle of Prosecco and a brand new sleeping bag.

Plain sailing after that.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:12, Reply)

Nice work
top smugness
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:16, Reply)